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11/20/09JOKE OF THE DAY
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has... more >>
11/20/09STEVE'S NEWS ACCORDING TO ME FOR FRIDAY
Al Gore told Conan O'Brien that the center of the Earth is "millions of degrees," when it's actually 9,000 degrees at most. No wonder... more >>
11/19/09JOKE OF THE DAY
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he... more >>
11/19/09STEVE'S NEWS ACCORDING TO ME FOR THURSDAY
A man in China is threatening to divorce his wife because she serves nothing but cake for every meal. Just once, can't they eat dog... more >>
11/18/09JOKE OF THE DAY
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. ... more >>
11/18/09STEVE'S NEWS ACCORDING TO ME FOR WEDNESDAY
The White House is under fire for claiming the stimulus bill created jobs in congressional districts that don't exist. At the very... more >>
11/17/09JOKE OF THE DAY
Two priests die at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, "I'd like to get you guys in now,... more >>
11/17/09JOKE OF THE DAY
Two priests die at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, "I'd like to get you guys in now,... more >>
11/17/09STEVE'S NEWS ACCORDING TO ME FOR TUESDAY
The Obama administration will propose that the federal government take over safety regulation of the nation's subway systems. The... more >>
11/16/09JOKE OF THE DAY
A hillbilly was on trial for making moonshine whiskey. A young neighbor of his was being grilled by the prosecutor. "Did you ever... more >>
11/16/09STEVE'S NEWS ACCORDING TO ME FOR MONDAY
New York Rep. Peter King called Obama's plan to give the alleged 9/11 plotters a civilian trial in New York the "worst decision by... more >>
11/13/09JOKE OF THE DAY
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine years old and the other one is four years old. The nine year old grabs... more >>
11/13/09STEVE'S NEWS ACCORDING TO ME FOR FRIDAY
President Obama has decided to do an interview on Fox News. So he made a decision on one war... To prepare for black Friday... more >>
11/12/09JOKE OF THE DAY
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple... more >>
11/12/09STEVE'S NEWS ACCORDING TO ME FOR THURSDAY
Yesterday (Wednesday) was Veterans' Day, where we honor the men and women who serve and protect our country. And for some reason... more >>
11/11/09JOKE OF THE DAY
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized... more >>
11/11/09STEVE'S NEWS ACCORDING TO ME FOR WEDNESDAY
Bill Clinton spoke to Democratic Senators yesterday (Tuesday) to persuade them to vote for the Senate Health Care reform bill. He's... more >>
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